Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Randomize
