David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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