i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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