i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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