just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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