We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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