found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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