butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Someone shattered a urinal.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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