So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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