break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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