Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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