sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
