So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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