normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
