You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
This show inspires me to have sex in space
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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