Just fell off a train. Bad.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Congratulations! We have a period
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