So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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