I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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