Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
its liver damage thursday
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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