you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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