heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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