the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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