I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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