Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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