An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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