I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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