Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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