Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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