this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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