Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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