well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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