Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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