I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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