she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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