There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
