is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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