i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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