I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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