we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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