is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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