doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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