I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He felt like a one man threesome
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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