He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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