im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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