Buhtt sex?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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