I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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