3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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