Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i think my cat just said my name.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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