Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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