Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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