Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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