Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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