We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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