They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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