How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
